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The dude sounds Popeye the Sailorman and his old lady squirts cum like a water fountain. They were born for eFukt.
Date: 8.28.08 Views: 31,083 Comments: 0
I found this on some website that pays $2,000 for homemade porno. I'm kinda bummed... they rejected all 3 of my personal sextapes, citing that my 2 inch penis wouldn't appeal to general audiences. Ouch! It's still a cool site though, CHECK IT OUT!
Date: 8.27.08 Views: 159,259 Comments: 0
Aye carumba! Nice elephant cock dood! But I forsee 1 little problem... the only creatures with big enough holes for you to fuck are large horses and gay pornstars who've been subjected to olympian gangbangs. Tough break bro!
Date: 8.26.08 Views: 227,213 Comments: 0
Keep your dick in your pants for this one, or you just might end up inadvertently blowing your load to the sight of a flying dragon.
Date: 8.25.08 Views: 206,182 Comments: 0
A self induced orgasm leaves this slut flopping around like a fish out of water. Reminds me of myself when I lost my virginity, except I actually cried a litte. Tears of joy.
Date: 8.23.08 Views: 305,867 Comments: 0
If a woman told me I did that too her asshole, I'd be flattered. One could only hope that their penis be capable of such damage.
Date: 8.22.08 Views: 244,812 Comments: 0
Vintage porno with incestual undertones makes me laugh. It also heightens my urge to be transported back to the 70's so that I can fuck the shit out of hippies along side mothers with beehive hairdos.
Date: 8.21.08 Views: 491,535 Comments: 0
This is kinda a repost. There was a lot of requests for the full version of this video, so here it is. Basically some goth kid lends out his girlfriends asshole to his buddies. True friendship. More goth porn HERE.
Date: 8.20.08 Views: 2,565,764 Comments: 0
Silicone is gonna start leaking out her nipples and in 3 days she'll be back to an A cup. I think that makes this the cheapest breast reduction surgery ever.
Date: 8.19.08 Views: 357,187 Comments: 0
It's a martial art. Only use it when absolutely necessary, like when your mom won't do your laundry.
Date: 8.18.08 Views: 208,658 Comments: 0
Her vagina lips looked like they belonged in an Arbys roast beef sandwhich. This was bad for her career so she set out on a perilous journey to unbeef her pussy and close the gape once and for all.
Date: 8.17.08 Views: 490,871 Comments: 0
Did you know in the 70's they would sometimes give sex reassignment surgery to boys born with really small dicks? They would chop off your mini-me, give you a shitload of hormones and raise you as a girl. Yikes! Read about it HERE and HERE and HERE.
Date: 8.15.08 Views: 304,454 Comments: 0
A 2 foot dildo followed by a 7 inch cock in the ass, all at once. What kind of person could accommodate such an enormous insertion? I'll give you a hint: there are 2 people in this video and neither of them are woman.
Date: 8.14.08 Views: 388,203 Comments: 0
I think it just winked at me.
Date: 8.13.08 Views: 278,916 Comments: 0
Perhaps she doesn't understand the meaning of anal sex. It's not supposed to feel good. If the girl is enjoying it you're doing it wrong. The internet taught me that.
Date: 8.12.08 Views: 343,576 Comments: 0

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