Don’t let yourself (or your children, if you have any) grow up to be college students... Supposedly when their dog ate their homework... Whether or not that is true or not... No homework turned in in college, means since they pay college students for turning in homework...not only has the dog ate the homework in college the dog has ate the check in the mail for getting the homework done...which is what the dog does when the dog isn’t biting first the lawyer canvassers, when the dog isn’t biting second the bible-thumpers, when the dog isn’t biting third the salespeople, when the dog isn’t biting fourth the postal-workers...coming and going in case the dog ate the college homework going out in the mail and the dog ate the college check coming in in the mail....